11/20/2009
Branson,MO
11/16/2009
Awesome Twin Story
I hate to brag about my twin, but sometimes,,,well, ....all the time, Jayne just floors me. We decided we'd play canasta in our little Super 8 motel room after our day at California Adventure. So, while Jayne was taking a shower, I set up the cards. I delt her a hand with eleven deuces, and me a hand with eleven Aces, shuffled the cards and waited. She's finally ready to play and picks up her hand. Without a grimmace, she slaps down her cards on the table and yells something, which I cannot remember, and announces she's not going to play now that I cheated her. I'm laughing my head off, of course...when she changes her mind, picks up her cards and says, "O.K., I'll play this hand and I'll win!" Well, right off the bat, I have a red canasta of Aces.....................buuuuuuuuttt...........she ends up beating me by a mile! How does she do shit like that? I guess it's true...cheaters never prosper!
11/14/2009
Adventures in Twinland
Twin was given an extra day off, and twin wanted a get-away, so she could refreshingly go back to work for another 10 years. She decided on California Adventure, the other theme park at Disneyland. She and I had a great time. Yes, your butt and shoes lift off the bench and floor when you drop in the "Tower of Terror". Yes, when you feed one crumb to one bird, you attract 200 birds. (I didn't do that) Yes, we got the "ARE YOU TWO TWINS?" question about a dozen times, and yes, if you don't go on "Toy Story" when the wait in line is 15 minutes, it will be 35 minutes when you return.(my fault). On the GIANT ferris wheel we picked the swinging cages instead of the stationary ones. After it got going and Jayne was looking straight down at the ground and grasping the seat and side for dear life, and I was white knuckling the side of the cage looking to heaven, we shared this very loud conversation: "Oh God! Oh crap! JesusMaryandJoseph.... Jesus loves me this I......JesusMaryandJoseph......know, cause the Bible tells me so, little lambs to him.......JesusMaryandJoseph.......belong, we are weak, but......JesusMaryandJoseph...He is strong, yes Jesus loves.....Holy crap.....me Yes Jesus loves me yes......JesusMaryandJospeh......Jesus loves me the Bible tells me so." When we finally got off, we went on it again, this time in a stationary cage so we could enjoy the view! BTW, wheelchairs are no longer given priority in line. They snake around the lines with everyone else (the aisles were considerably wider to accomodate). The chair actually went with us in the ferriswheel cage). No photos here. I left that to Jayniker and her camera phone and flip video. It was a great day!
10/26/2009
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I hadn't ever heard the Bible described this way, but I heard this today, and I like it.
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Before
Leaving
Earth
I hadn't ever heard the Bible described this way, but I heard this today, and I like it.
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